Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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