I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I want to stick my p in your. b.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
