I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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