dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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