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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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