what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize