That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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