I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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