when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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