we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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