oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
