I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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