So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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