i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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