maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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