if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
