from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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