Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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