she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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