K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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