i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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