I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Randomize
