physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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