I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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