"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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