Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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