thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
