What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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