So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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