Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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