the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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