stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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