Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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