Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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