i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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