he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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