That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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