Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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