and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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