the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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