Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Well I just put wine in my tea
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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