people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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