How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize