he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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