Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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