You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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