Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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