True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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