so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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