Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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