I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
her vagine was all disorganized.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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