i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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