I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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