this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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