xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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