you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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