We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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