i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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